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Joke of the Day

"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."

"Can gorillas swim? No."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."

"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"

"There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version."

"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""

"Ronda Rousey and I have something in common We both finish in 34 seconds."

"That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg..."

"My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school."

"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."