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Joke of the Day
"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."
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"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."
"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"
"I tried to duck it, but I just wasn't quack! enough."
"My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but It's all over now."
"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."
"I am both dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of ""All You Can Eat Carb Legs""."
"I will raise my son to treat your daughters like spoiled princesses, but only if you don't raise your daughters to think they are. Deal?"
"It turns out no one likes ""the real me"" and they have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism."