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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"

"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"

"Do these jeans make me look fat? And don't cover your nose this time! -Pinocchio's girlfriend"

"What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal? ""It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"""

"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"

"Just an internet explorer joke Loading..."

"A man goes to a psychiatrist ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. My wife thinks she's a piano."" Doctor says ""Well, bring her in."" ""Are you *nuts*? Do you know what it costs to move a piano?"""

"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""

"My girl friend enjoys S&M comedies. Usually slapsdick."

"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."