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Joke of the Day
"My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11"
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"What does Trump call his immigration plan? Order 66."
"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."
"Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel ... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go."
"Woke up to 5:15am phone reminder telling me I need to set my alarm for 8am. Thanks last night drunk self. This is why we don't have friends."
"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."
"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"
"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."
"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"