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Joke of the Day

"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."

"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !"

"As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel."

"Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory? She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired? They all came back."

"Somebody said you sound like an owl"

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear."

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"

"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"

"What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."