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Joke of the Day

"What does Trump call his immigration plan? Order 66."

"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"

"I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?"

"I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open."

"I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners."

"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."

"Friday night. Friday night- Cant get fucked- Women are sluts or too stuck up- Cant grab pussy- Cant get head - If it werent for lotion Id shoot myself dead"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as there's a bed inside."

"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."

"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."