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Joke of the Day
"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."
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"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"I'm great in bed... I can sleep for days."
"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"
"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."
"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"
"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"
"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."
"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."
"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""