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Joke of the Day
"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."
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"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."
"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."
"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"
"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"
"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 (eight) 9"
"what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? They have to smell it, but they can't taste it."
"We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea Runs in our jeans."
"The first woman on the Moon... ""Houston, we have a problem."" ""What?"" ""Never mind."" ""What's the problem?"" ""Nothing."" ""Please tell us?"" ""You know what the problem is."""
"I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower."