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Joke of the Day

"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."

"I knew you'd come crawling back the minute I stole your wheelchair"

"Wanna hear a joke...? Youtube ToS."

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"

"I just gave my secretary a baby shower. Well, a potential baby shower. If you know what I mean."

"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"

"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."

"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."

"I can confidently say I'm 150 pounds of solid sexy. Plus 40-50 of squishy stuff."