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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"

"Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, ""A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"" The other monster replied, ""Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."""

"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"

"Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?! Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!"

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"Einstein made a theory about space ...And it was about time too."

"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."

"My wife is such a terrible cook... We say grace after we're done eating."

"Why do urologists like UTIs? It means urine business."

"I just love that new Pope smell."