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Joke of the Day

"I told this cute girl some cheesy puns yesterday... She said they were hit or swiss. I guess I gouda done cheddar."

"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"

"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""

"Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do."

"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi"

"*Eats a snack while making a snack*"

"I thought I had ADD because I have a hard time concentrating when I read books. But it turns out I'm just lazy and not very smart. Phew!"