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Joke of the Day

"Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do."

"Sex Ed in 2015"

"Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"I <3 W... Valentine's day TXT message you send twins if you are unsure which one you are sending the message."

"71% of all statistics are ... ...made up"

"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."

"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I'm getting at? Men, GIVE BACK OUR MOON!"

"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."

"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."