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Joke of the Day

"Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi"

"I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me I'll never find love."

"Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"I don't know why I still tell ""just the tip"" jokes. I'm not even that into them."

"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."

"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."

"What do you call a nun with a drinking problem? A bad habit"

"Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose."

"A cannibal receives a call from his recently found brother. ""What a relief! I thought I passed you on the side of the road the other day."""