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"The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today He's Snowden"
"So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is 'rape' anyway?"
"In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep"
"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."
"Why did Medusa order pizza? Her boyfriend was stoned."
"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"
"How can you tell if a black guy is well hung? You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck."
"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."
"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."