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Joke of the Day
"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"
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"What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children? 1%"
"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."
"What does Popeye's dick smell like? Olive Oil"
"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"
"Hey Facebook, I really don't care that somebody commented on a post that I commented on seven days ago."
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants."
"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"