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Joke of the Day
"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"
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"Why don t women have men s brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in"
"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."
"What do Russians call their sexual partners? Cumrades"
"I'm going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. I call this one my 'phase' phase."
"I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap."
"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."