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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Victims, they went through 38 stories in 10 seconds"
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"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"
"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."
"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"
"My browser history indicates true mental instability"
"If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar."
"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"
"Two computers were having sex All you could hear was 0 0 0 0 0 0"
"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."
"Happy Easter!... Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation."