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Joke of the Day
"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."
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"I like my women the way I like my paper... white, thin, and able to take a few punches"
"Awww it's cute how your baby pulls my hair. Like she doesn't realise I will pull hers right back."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean... nothing it just waved *i am not original just funny"
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"
"Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner"
"Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname."
"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."
"Did you hear that the Jim Henson company is making a show about meth-cooking? They're calling it Borking Bad."
"My Grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."