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"My browser history indicates true mental instability"
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"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"
"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."
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"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."
"What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy? ""I wish his hands were made of stone."""
"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
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"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."
"Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you."