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"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."
"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."
" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."
"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""
"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."
"What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common? Cowboys that suck."
"Self Pleasure Joke NSFW You ever whack off so much your hand pretends to be asleep?"
"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"
"You may call it ""alcohol abuse"" but I've never heard alcohol complain."