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Joke of the Day
"What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm."
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"What should you use to make a boat explode? A weapon of mast destruction."
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"You know how to detect procrastinator,"
"They say dog is a man's best friend and diamonds are a girl's best friend but My best friends are cows because steak and handbags."
"What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant? ""Sith floor pleaths"""
"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"
"Children are demo versions of humans."
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. Edit: ( )"
"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."