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Joke of the Day

"They say dog is a man's best friend and diamonds are a girl's best friend but My best friends are cows because steak and handbags."

"Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!"

"I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix... I mean, I've seen Stranger Things."

"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."

"It's My First Cake Day and I'm Scrambling. How Does Moses Make his Tea? He Brews It!"

"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"British jokes aren't funny anymore. They lack hEUmour."

"Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!"

"Strangely enough, yelling ""I have a masters degree!"" at this electric wine opener is not helping me figure out how to make it work. Weird."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long"