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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant? ""Sith floor pleaths"""
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"Strap-on backwards spells No-parts."
"Why was the Rastafarian poor? Because he was jah bless"
"I had an Australian ""Kangaroo"" beer the other day It was too hoppy! -Greg Hahn"
"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."
"If your parachute doesn't deploy don't worry.. You have the rest of your life to fix it."
"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"
"So I brought a girl home from the bar last night... When we got to bed, she said ""Give me twelve inches and make me bleed!"" So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."