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Joke of the Day

"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."

"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"

"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."

"You might be a redditor if You clicked."

"I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb Then I realized that my life was a joke..."

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."

"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."