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Joke of the Day

"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"

"Two guys walk into a bar The first says, ""I'll have H2O."" The second said, ""I'll have H2O too."" He died."

"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"

"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"

"Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods... ...?"

"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."

"Punctuation is everything: ""Will you marry me"" is a marriage proposal ""Will, You, Mary, Me"" = a Foursome Inquiry"

"Halloween Joke Thread Share your best Halloween jokes here, reposts and all. Maybe this will help with the sub being overrun with the same thing?"

"The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year."

"What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party? I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy."