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Joke of the Day

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. Edit: ( )"

"I tried to change my password to mypenis But it said it was too long."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."

"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."

"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"

"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"

"How can you tell if someone voted Green Party? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."

"Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids."

"What are some great video game jokes?"

"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."