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Joke of the Day
"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."
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"Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train."
"What did one guy at a gay bar say to the other guy? Can I push your stool in? I just wanted to note that my ten year old brother told me this joke.ಠ\_ಠ"
"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."
"They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs."
"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""
"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."
"Me: I love you so much Calories: I love you more"
"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*"