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Joke of the Day
"You know how to detect procrastinator,"
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"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"
"Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day? Their camels need a break at some point."
"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."
"How do you circumcise a Hill-Billy? You kick his sister in the jaw."
"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."
"So then someone told me Islam is the religion of peace."