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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new globe they're making? It's revolutionary"
Next Joke
"Wife: Where'd you buy my gift? Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right? Me: Coupon? *wife faints*"
"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."
"Why are my pubes curly? Because if they were straight, they'd be poking you in the eyes."
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"
"""How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"" ""I blitzed it."""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."
"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"
"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"