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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Where'd you buy my gift? Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right? Me: Coupon? *wife faints*"

"Women who say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach hasn't seen his browser history."

"I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one"

"What did the retarded kids call there rock band? Syndrome of a Down..."

"What do you call a horny dog in the kitchen? A fur-tile bitch"

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win."

"Yo mama is so fat that when she fell in love She broke it."

"Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car crash... And here comes the ambulance ""WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"""

"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""