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Joke of the Day
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"
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"My neighbors thought the tombstones in my yard were festive until they saw their pets' names scrawled on them."
"My son is an ungrateful little shit! I bought him a trampoline for Christmas, but he'd rather sit in his wheelchair and cry."
"Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Kenya."" ""Kenya who?"" ""Kenya let me the fuck in?!?"""
"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"
"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."
"What's an activity 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"Text your friends but leave voicemails for your enemies."
"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."