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Joke of the Day
"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"
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"Happy April's fools! ... No really, what did you expect?"
"An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!"
"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"
"What did Hitler's Personal Trainer keep reminding him to do? ""EXHEIL"""
"*makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant* Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite."
"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."
"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"
"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"