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Joke of the Day
"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"
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"Why didn't the comedian make a tree joke? He wood have, but he decided to leaf it to other branches of the community."
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"
"If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone."
"What do you call a possessed chicken? Poultrygeist."
"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"
"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""
"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked."
"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"