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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"

"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""

"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."

"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"Someone asked me the other day, ""What's with those clogs you keep wearing?"" I replied, ""Wooden shoe like to know."""

"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."

"As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts. My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia. My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good."

"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"