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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"
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"Political jokes offend me! They get elected too often."
"Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline? Stymied Coppers"
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""
"Why are straight men smarter during sex? Because they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures."
"[1st Date] Her: I've had a hysterectomy Him: I've had a vasectomy Her: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Him: You gonna eat those fries?"
"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."
"Never trust an atom They make up *everything*"
"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."