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Joke of the Day

"Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks"

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, ""It smells fishy around here."""

"What do you call a fox with one leg? Terry :D"

"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"

"I'm not a god. I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way. There's a difference."

"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"

"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"

"It's complicated having sex with hipsters. They don't like things that are ""in""."

"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"

"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"