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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"

"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"

"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"

"Why did the villagers hate Frankenstein? Because he was a Jew."

"-THAR SHE BLOWS *she stops* Does he REALLY have to be in here? ""My seeing-eye pirate? Yes"" But this is so intima- ""Fill the balloons, Susan"""

"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"

"why did the nun take off her clothes? she had a bad habit"

"A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen. I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it."

"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"

"Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby."