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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"
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"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"
"If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han."
"Scientists just discovered a contraceptive better than a condom It's called your face"
"The World Cup has an official song. The official anthem is ""We Will Find a Way."" It narrowly beat out the other contender, ""I Feel Someone's Teeth in My Shoulder."""
"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."
"If my girlfriend slept with the whole Wu-Tang Clan, we'd have to break up because I wouldn't be cool enough to date her anymore."
"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"
"What do you call a German think tank? An answer panzer!"