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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fox with one leg? Terry :D"
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"How is Kim Kardashian's ass like a password-protected compressed file? They both have their own zip code"
"How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug? It makes me sick."
"I was at a bar last night nursing a beer But I stopped after an hour because my nipple was getting too soggy"
"What's the difference between Americans and ice cream? Ice cream fits in a tub."
"I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn... It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks."
"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."
"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
"Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""