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"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"
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"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""
"Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!!"
"Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints!"
"Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue."
"A joke from the Future. *#58821*"
"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."