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Joke of the Day
"It's complicated having sex with hipsters. They don't like things that are ""in""."
Next Joke
"I can never remember whether or not I'm supposed to mess with Texas."
"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Talk about a meatier shower!"
"Molestation Such a touchy subject"
"I just want to have enough followers so that my children can tweet comfortably for the rest of their lives."
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."
"Ever wonder why people pay so much for their electricity bill? CON Edison."
"I wanted to show you a new link but i can't afford the latest Zelda"
"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."