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Joke of the Day
"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"
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"""Men, we need a durable lunch meat that can also be used as a hockey puck."" - makers of Spam."
"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."
"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."
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"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"
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"What do you call a Mexican ready-meal? Dinner for Juan"
"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."