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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."
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"[god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time"
"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."
"I love getting blowjobs, but sometimes I feel like an asshole."
"Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently."
"Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that"
"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison."
"Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer."
"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""
"My phone autocorrected ""killed"" to ""kilt""... Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."