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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that"

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"What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA? OP delivers."
"Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder."
"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."
"Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks."
"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"
"What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? A prick"
"Request - Lawyer Jokes"
"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""
"I love to post jokes while crossing the stre"