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Joke of the Day

"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""

"B*tch your so ugly that even the mirror showed a 404 error."

"Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line."

"My mom moved me away from Texas as a kid, statistically decreasing the chance I ever get the death penalty and that's pretty cool"

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."

"People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for ""pajama casual"" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate."

"Obama is a lot like college Everyone wants four more years, but nobody wants to pay for it."

"I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar"

"What kind of person do people hate moving in next to them that starts with an 'N' and ends with an 'r'? [NSFW] A 'neighbor,' you racist fuck!"

"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"