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Joke of the Day
"My phone autocorrected ""killed"" to ""kilt""... Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
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"There's Only One Thing I hate More Than a Litterbug... ...having a dirty car."
"The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says ""Whatever. This job sucks."""
"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"
"What was the pig doing in the kitchen? Bacon! Get it?"
"[15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?"
"A cat got run over A little boy told his teacher that his cat got run over its ass and the teacher said its thats terrible but its called a rectum. the boy said: rectum? it near killed him."
"What's the difference between most people and planes? Most people miss the twin towers."
"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!"