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Joke of the Day

"Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently."

"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""

"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"

"A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"A joke walks into a bar... So the bartender says ""Can I help you?"" And the Joke says ""Nah I'm good I'm just waiting for a couple Jews"""

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough."

"Here's a joke I made when I was a kid: What do you call an empty anthill? VacANT! . . . I'm sorry."

"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs"