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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race? Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup."

"What's a fish's favourite band? Stickelback!"

"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"

"What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common? None of them are original."

"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can SUMMON DEMONS"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside."

"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget."

"The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight: Donetsk, don't tell."