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Joke of the Day

"The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside."

"My Cocaine Is So White Police Let It Go With A Warning"

"Went into an ""Adult Bookstore"" looking for books on time shares and Roth accounts. Sold out I guess."

"Bill Cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, ""Rape Victims Say the Darndest Things!"""

"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."

"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."

"I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember."

"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."

"Girlfriends are like screws... Except once you've loosened them, there's no way to tighten them back up."

"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."