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Joke of the Day

"What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common? None of them are original."

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove."

"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."

"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."

"The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th"

"Jesus is a really bad WoW player... ...When he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him."

"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off."

"'I have a baby-sized dick' he said. He wasn't lying. 19 inches, 7.5 lbs."