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Joke of the Day
"The thing I don't like about shopping centers When you see one, you've seen a mall"
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"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"
"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."
"Do you know who REALLY gets irony? Skydiving schools. Cuz you gotta drop out to graduate! *releases mic to float down on tiny parachute*"
"My Dad died recently, but unfortunately I slept in and missed the funeral I guess I'm not a mourning person"
"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."
"How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage."
"I've found that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Until you try to flatter someone in a wheelchair."
"Did you hear about the new anti-consumerism movement? Nobody's buying it!"