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Joke of the Day
"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"
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"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."
"I've never gotten in a car accident whenever I'm drunk or high. So, statistically, based on the data, I am a worse driver when I'm sober. Now where's my whiskey?"
"What's Hitler's favorite video game. Meinkraft"
"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."
"Where can you find tetraplegics? Where you left them."
"Got six numbers at the bar last night One more and it would have been a full phone number!"
"How many weeks are there in a light year?"
"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."